Freshly shaved cock!
Smooth as a baby's...
 
An arrow so you won't get lost!
 

Ouchy uses a straight razor to make these lovely designs. Scared? Don't be. I told you before...trust me. I'm a clown! (Please take note that none of the people above are bleeding!)

 
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